just come out here and I will go home with you...
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I will be naked everywhere
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
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