I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
