im drinking this country out of the recession.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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