Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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