totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Randomize
