found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
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