do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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