none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Just fell off a train. Bad.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
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