Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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