I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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