glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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