I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
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