Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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