idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
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