i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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