Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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