If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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