I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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