I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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