i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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