And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
