But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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