you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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