The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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