Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
So. Much. Porn.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
