I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
40s are totally the cure
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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