i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
How's work?
Spinning.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Randomize
