Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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