I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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