D3 body, D1 cock
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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