You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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