P.S. I can't hear my feet
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Randomize
