I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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