i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
porn star boner night. come get it.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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