I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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