i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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