So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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