yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
my sisters under your porch take her home
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
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