The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
