doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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