I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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