that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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