What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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