you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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