What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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