Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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