btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
We had to coat check the pizza.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
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