My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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