Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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