nut hugger
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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